Free Food for Life

Free Food For Life

Chick-fil-A in Oldsmar, Florida celebrated Stephen Bellissimo’s, 100th birthday in a big way. Steve has been going to the restaurant known for its chicken sandwiches for 20 years, ordering the same meal and sitting in the same booth. Because he is such a regular customer, the staff at the Chick-fil-A threw the 100-year-old a birthday party. Bellissimo was surprised when he walked into the restaurant that was decorated with banners and other party favors in honor of his birthday. Marketing director Brittani Craft said, “Mr. Steve, we want to give you free Chick-fil-A for the rest of your life”

A first-grade teacher was reading the story of “Chicken Little” to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read, “and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, the sky is falling, the sky is falling.” She then asked the class, “and what do you think that the farmer said?” One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think he said, holy shit, a talking chicken.”

In an annual list that ranks states based on how healthy they are, the healthiest U.S. state is Hawaii. Mississippi finished 50th out of the 50 states, which isn’t surprising. Healthy eating is not big in Mississippi. Their state bird is the fried chicken.

Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders.