Going Bananas

Going Bananas

A TV reporter for Sportitalia tried to record his analysis of the soccer season outside a stadium in England. Unfortunately for him, the fans are known for harassing the reporters while they are on screen. In this case the bearded fan begins to repeatedly poke the reporter with the inflatable banana and rubs him on the head all while on screen. Initially the reporter remains stoic, but after 20 seconds of irritation he finally snaps. The reporter finally snatches the banana away from his tormentor and beats him over the head with it.

New York Representative Michael Grimm threatened to “break” a reporter and throw him off a balcony after President Obama’s State of the Union address. The reporter was not worried. He responded, “When is the last time a congressman ever kept his promise?”

A car was involved in an accident on a Syrian street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.” The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

At the Olympics, a reporter meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick and asks, “Are you a pole vaulter?” “No,” says the man, “I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”

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