January 26 Humor

* “It’s so annoying when my dentist starts up a conversation while he’s working on my teeth,” one guy said to another.    “I know just what you mean,” replied his friend. “But my Uncle Edgar used to drive his dentist crazy.”  “How so?”  “He was a ventriloquist.”

“My good man” said the dentist. “You don’t have to pay me now”. “Pay you?” said the patient. “I’m not paying you, I am counting my money before you knock me out.”

@ My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open and he murmured, “you’re beautiful”. I continued my digital book he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, “you’re cute”.    “What happened to beautiful”? I asked him.    “The drugs are wearing off”, he replied.