July 1 Humor

* Did you have a natural childbirth? Why? Do you have natural surgery or natural dentistry? I had a Jewish delivery: they knocked me out at the first pain and didn’t wake me up until the hairdresser showed.

# The teacher took her class to the zoo. They stopped before the Lions cage as he decided to stretch and let go a mighty roar. One of the boy’s asked, “Miss Smith, you see that big mouth on the lion? If the lion would eat you up, what bus should we get on to get back to school without you?”

@ A couple of the guys that worked at the hospital walked into the cafeteria and John slipped on the floor, fell down and broke his arm. They called for the paramedics and put him on a gurney and rolled him out of the cafeteria. As he passed the curious diners on the gurney he called out. “It was the Chicken, Don’t eat the chicken.”