July 13 Humor

* There is a law in Kansas to avoid train accidents. “When two trains approach each other at a crossing they shall both come to a full stop and neither train shall start up again until the other train has left the crossing”.

@ Diamond is one of the hardest substances know to man – especially to get back.

@ My husband, Mike, and I had several stressful months of financial difficulties. So one evening I was touched to see him gazing wistfully wistfully at the diamond wedding ring that symbolized our marriage.  I began speaking  romantically, “with this ring…”We could pay off Visa”,  he responded.