July 16 Humor

* On a fishing trip in Maine, my companions and I parked in front of the small general store in the town. After having some lunch, we came out to find a policeman placing a parking ticket on our windshield.  “You parked  in a No Parking zone,” the policeman said.    “We didn’t see the sign,” someone protested. “No you didn’t” replied the officer. “It is out being repainted, but everyone knows this is a No Parking Zone.”

# An American Indian from a reservation in Arizona was visiting Washington, DC.  While wandering around the town, was stopped by and local who asked, “How do you like our town”?  “It is all right”, said the Indian. “How do you like our country?”

 @ A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC nothing is moving. A man comes up and knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, “what happened up there?” The visitor explained: “terrorists have kidnapped the Congress are holding them hostage they are asking for $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse  all of them with gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.” The driver asked, “How much is everyone else giving?”  The solicitor responded, “About a gallon.”