July 24 Humor

@ Mark Twain was famous for debating people. He got into a debate with a Mormon about polygamy. The Morman asked Twain, “Can you tell me one verse of the bible that says polygamy is forbidden?” Twain sucked up a deep breath and said, “Sure, it says in there somewhere, No man can serve two masters.”

* Two senior men were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room. One man turned to the other as they stared at the overhead TV screen and said, “I used to watch Golf all the time on TV, but the doctor said I needed more exercise, so now I watch tennis.”

* A woman at a restaurant in Spotsylvania County, Virginia saw two apparently able-bodied young men park in a handicapped spot. When she asked them to to please move, they cursed her. They had parked there as a getaway for their accomplice  who was robbing the restaurant. The woman provided the police with a description of the car and the license plate number.