June 13 Humor

 * The pool of potential jurors was facing questions from the attorneys and the judge. As they went through the gang the judge asked one man, “If you were picked for this jury, do you think you could follow the instructions?” The man responded.” Yes sir, I have been married for 40 years.”

 * The judge asked the accused, “How could you swindle these good people who trusted you” The perp explained, “Your honor, you cannot swindle people who don’t trust you.”

 @ The climate change geniuses have finally figured out why Buffalo New York gets so much snow in the winter. They live in exactly the spot where the arctic winds from Northern Canada meets the hot air coming north from Washington DC and turns it to snow to bury Buffalo.