@ Did you hear about the chemist who worked long hours in his basement at night and developed an automatic pool cleaning system? It was a Horatio Algae story.
# We were shopping together at the computer store. My husband was getting some IBM software while I was getting some Macintosh software as we were checking out, the clerk, noticing the software was for different systems looked at us as if we had made a mistake. “There is no mistake”, my husband said, “We are a mixed marriage.”
* A knock on the door in the early evening sparked everyone’s interest. The man at the door announced he was the piano tuner. The lady of the house said, “I did not call for a piano tuner.” The man replied, “I know Mam, the neighbors did.”