* My wife and I were playing trivia for dummies when she amazed me by answering correctly that there are seven rays in the crown of the Statue of Liberty. “How in the world did you know that”? I asked. Rolling her eyes, she answered, “Duuuuh, the seven original colonies.”
# A woman whose car had been stolen saw her vehicle on the highway and followed it. After tailing her own car for 20 minutes, the car thieves finally stopped and when inside a house. Once they were in the house the woman jumped out of the car she was driving and jumped into her stolen car and drove it away. Soon the two men who stole her car were arrested and charged with grand theft auto and burglary. Why burglary? Well the two guys had entered a house to rob it, they did. When they left again to get into the getaway car and wasn’t there and they had to run on foot from the scene of the burglary crime.
@ A Russian track coach, interviewed by an American sportswriter, was asked why the Russians are now producing such fast runners? “It’s quite simple”, the coach replied. “We use real bullets in our starting guns.”