June 17 Humor

 * My wife and I were playing trivia for dummies when she amazed me by answering correctly that there are seven rays in the crown of the Statue of Liberty. “How in the world did you know that?” I asked. Rolling her eyes, she answered, “Duuuuh, the seven original colonies.”

 @ Three cellmates in the old Soviet Union were commiserating:  “I was jailed for coming in late to work” complained the first. “I came in too early and they said I was a spy”, the second complained. The third explained, “I came in exactly on time everyday and they said I had an American watch.”

 # A woman whose car had been stolen saw her vehicle on the highway and followed it. After tailing her own car for 20 minutes, the car thieves finally stopped and went inside a house. Once they were in the house the woman jumped out of the car she was driving and jumped into her stolen car and drove it away. Soon the two men who stole her car were arrested and charged with grand theft auto and burglary. Why burglary? Well, the two guys had entered a house to rob it, they did. When they left again to get  into the getaway car and wasn’t there and they had to run on foot from the scene of the burglary crime.