* One farmer came upon another in town and asked, “Well Sam, How’s crops”? Sam thought for a minute and reported: “Waal, the fillin’ station and the Dairy Queen ain’t doing so well, but it looks like Macbeth in the barn is going to be held over for another week.”
@ We were shopping together at the computer store. My husband was getting some IBM software while I was getting some Macintosh software as we were checking out, the clerk, noticing the software was for different systems looked at us as if we had made a mistake. “There is no mistake”, my husband said, “We are a mixed marriage”.
# I can’t get over the price of cigarettes. Yesterday I bought a carton and told the clerk I was sorry all I had was a $100 bill. He said, “That’s all right, you can pay me the rest tomorrow”.