June 29 Humor

 * How come, the banks that we trust with our money, don’t trust us with their pens?

 * An older woman walked into the bank and sat down with the branch manager. She said, “I would like to talk about a loan.” The manager smiled and said, “Great, how much can you give us?”

 # We were in an airplane sight seeing over the Grand Canyon and parts of Arizona. The captain told us to look out the left side of the plane and we could see the crater that had been made by a giant meteor impact thousands of years ago. The lady in the seat ahead of us commented, “Boy, if that thing had hit a little further to the right it would have hit the highway.”