* How come, the banks that we trust with our money, don’t trust us with their pens?
* An older woman walked into the bank and sat down with the branch manager. She said, “I would like to talk about a loan.” The manager smiled and said, “Great, how much can you give us?”
@ How many doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It depends. How much insurance the lightbulb has. How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one but he has to do it while you’re eating dinner.