June 5 Humor

 * “What happened to that boyfriend of yours Joan”?  “Oh Ginger, he lost all his money in the stock market.”  “That’s too bad, You must feel sorry for him.”   “I do, he will miss me terribly.”

 @ My husband, Tom, is very proud of his high school and college French, but he never had the chance to use it until our trip to Canada. Driving into Montréal, we are trying to find the Immaculate Conception seminary, but very shortly we became lost. My husband spied a lone figure on the street corner and pulled over to ask directions. Clearing his throat, Tom said, “Pardon, Monsieur, ouest le Seminaire deI macule Conseption?” The man looked confused for a moment and then said, “I’m sorry, Mr. I don’t speak French.” Looking rather self-satisfied, Tom rolled up the window, sat back and announced, “He doesn’t speak French, so we will have to find someone else.”

 * John was a well to do widower in his 60’s and his friends were surprised to learn he had married a girl in her 20’s. “John how did you get such a young girl to marry you?”  “I lied about my age. I told her I was 83.”