March 15 Humor
* When the young waitress in a café in my building started waving hello to me every day, I was flattered. She was at least 15 years younger than I was. One day she waved and beckoned to me. When I strolled over, she asked, “Are you single”? “Why, yes”, I replied smiling at her broadly. “So is my mom”, she said. “Would you like to meet her”?
* Weightlifters are now taking steroids and the male hormone testosterone. One guy had so much testosterone in him that he classified as an East German woman.
@ A small boy stood by the department store escalator apparently eagerly waiting for some great event. The floor walker came up as the young man was studying the rubber handrail coming up out of the floor. “Is there something wrong son”, he asked. The boy replied, “Nope, I am just waiting for my gum to come back around again.”