March 24 Humor

* I walked into the music store to buy a CD of Rachmoinoff’s second Piano Concerto. I found the hip-hop, the R&B, the country and jazz sections of the store, but no area where I might find a Rachmoinoff CD. “Excuse me,” I said to the young clerk. “Do You have a classical section?”  After a brief hesitation she asked, “You mean like Elvis?”

* A woman borrowed a DVD from the Memphis library and brought it back the next day.  She indignantly complained to the clerk, “I got this movie about the “King and I” and there nothing in there about Elvis at all.”

@ A man was driving through Oklahoma oil country wondering at all the oil rigs poking into the ground and up into the air. He stopped for a bite and got talking to one of the local men. He asked if it was true that many of the farmers had gotten rich by finding oil on their farms. The man said it was true and the oil business just took over the farms. The visitor asked, “Do you own a farm around here?” “Yeah” came the downbeat reply. “Are there any oil wells on it?” “Yeah, we have three good wells and they are producing several hundred barrels a day.”  The impressed visitor asked, “What are you going to do with all the money you are getting from your property now?” The farmer answered, “I am gonna buy me a farm that ain’t got no oil on it.”