March 25 Humor

* I will never forget the wonderful evening my wife and I spent at home. We had a dinner at home and did the dishes together and we even sang a couple of songs together, when we tired of that, we walked in the moonlight hand in hand. It was so wonderful I longed for more evenings like that, but it was not to be because early the next morning there was a knock on the door and in came a man to change everything,    The cable repairman.

* Husband: “Why do you weep and sniffle over those actors on TV telling imaginary stories of people you never met”?  The wife replied, “For the same reasons you yell and scream at the TV when somebody you do not know scores a touchdown.”

# “I grew up in a non musical family only one of ours five siblings can carry a tune. So, I restricted by singing to private places like the bathtub with a car. But one night, I softly sang a lullaby to my nine month old baby. After the first verse, he sweetly looked into my eyes, removed the pacifier from his mouth and placed it in mine.