March 28 Humor

* As my five-year-old son and I were headed down to McDonald’s one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for whoever might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, “We should pray.” From the backseat I heard his earnest voice: “Dear God, please don’t let those cars block the entrance to McDonald’s.”

@ My son was going to college. It would be the first time he would be on his own and as his mother I tried to teach him how to handle the necessities of life. We talked about doing his own laundry. I explained about bleach and laundry detergent, how to sort clothes and how to read the care labels on garments. When we were all done, I asked, “Do you understand what we just went through?” He said “yes” and I suggested the best way to learn was by doing. So we sorted the laundry and I sent him downstairs to do a couple of loads. He was down there for a while with no sound and then he called up the stairs, “Mom, which one is the washer?”

# A young woman came to the doctor’s office and when it was her turn to see the doc the staff reported they could not find her previous records.They even searched the microfilm. Trying to help she said, “I just got married, they could be in my mating name.”