May 22 Humor

* The doctor said to his patient: “Congratulations Mister Figby, I have just checked over your records and the insurance company says you are well.”

* A farmer had his barn burn down and called out the insurance adjuster. The farmer said he wanted the money to build a better barn. The adjuster surveyed the scene and said that his policy would only allow them to build the same barn that burned down. The irate farmer said, “If that is the way your fellows operate, I want to cancel my wife’s life insurance”.

# There is a law in Kansas to avoid train accidents. “When two trains approach each other at a crossing they shall both come to a full stop and neither train shall start up again until the other train has left the crossing”.