May 25 Humor

* I had a bad attitude when I was a kid, to spite Superman, I wore Lex Luther underwear.

# Teacher: “What is more important to us the moon or the sun?” Pupil “The moon.”    Teacher: “Why”?      Pupil: “The moon gives us light at night when we need it. the sun gives a light in the daytime when it’s already bright”.

% My cousin knew she had been home with the children too long when one day she watched a wedding between two sock puppets on Mister Rogers Neighborhood and she cried.