November 25 Humor

* All of the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to the unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indians.

@ Two cows were grazing at the side of the road when a milk delivery truck stopped for a moment outside the fence. The truck sign read, “Fresh milk, Pasteurized, homogenized, with Vitamin A and D added.” The one cow turned to the other and said, “It kind of makes you feel inferior doesn’t it.”

@ Why is it that lemon pie filling and lemonade are made with artificial lemon flavoring, but dish soap and furniture polish are made with real lemon juice?