October 25 Humor

* They were at an important dance for the local social set and Mrs. Jones was upset with her husband. She criticized him: Do you know you have been to the bar six times already? What are people going to think?” Hubby replied, “Don’t worry dear, I have been telling them the drinks were for you.”

* A shy awkward fesrhman sat on the sidelines of the dance and finally got up the nerve to ask a beautiful girl for a dance. She looked at him disdainfully and said, “I never dance with a child.” The freshman looked her over and said, “I am sorry, I did not know you were pregnant.”

@ The customer asked, “Why do have an apple for the logo of your tailor shop?” The owner replied with out missing a beat, “Because if it were not for the apple, there would be no clothing business today.”