@ A piano manufacturer tried to get a testimonial from the philosopher Will Rogers for his piano. Rogers, who never endorsed any product unless you really believed in it, wrote this letter to the piano firm: “Dear Sirs: I guess your pianos are the best I ever leaned against. Yours truly, Will Rogers”.
@ A knock on the door in the early evening sparked everyone’s interest. The man at the door announced he was the piano tuner. The lady of the house said, “I did not call for a piano tuner.” The man replied, “I know Mam, the neighbors did”.
# Aviation experts are predicting that there will be commercial airliners big enough to carry as many as 1000 passengers. The planes won’t be any bigger, but they are just going to jam the seats closer together and skip a few bathrooms.