* For the first time in many years, a friend of ours traveled to our rural town to attend a movie. After buying his ticket he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant of $3.50, my friend couldn’t help but comment comment the last time I came to the movie, popcorn was only 15 cents”. “Well, sir”, the clerk replied, “you are really going to enjoy yourself today we have sound now.”
* Isn’t it really wonderful the way the keep trying to update those old movies next year they’re going to make Frankenstein again with a nude scene.
@ My cousin knew she had been home with the children too long when one day she watched a wedding between two sock puppets on Mister Rogers Neighborhood and she cried.