October 24 Humor

The personnel interviewer asked the job applicant : “What do you call all of these gaps in your work history?”  “Quality time.”

For the first few months over co-op job for the state of Georgia, my sister had nothing to do, so she surfed the web or did crossword puzzles. One day she expressed her boredom to a coworker. “I know,” he complained. “Everyone thinks that workers have it easy. But there’s only so much you can pretend you’re doing.”

Times are changing camping is not what used to be. “Hey Honey, I’m going to get some firewood, do you have change for a $20?”