* I do not know that we will ever have a cure for poverty, but by the way taxes are going up and business is going down we seem to have discovered the cure for wealth.

* I worked myself up from nothing state of extreme poverty. – Groucho Marx

@ A woman borrowed a DVD from the Memphis library and brought it back the next day. She indignantly complained to the clerk, “I got this movie about the “King and I” and there nothing in there about Elvis at all.”