* Gas prices were so high that one day I went into the gas station and asked them for $1 worth of gas. The attendant reached behind the counter and dabbed a little gasoline behind both my ears.

* “Dad, I just siphoned a couple of gallons of gas out of your car for car tonight. That is OK isn’t it”?     “Sure it is OK son, I bought that gas with your allowance for next week so run along and have a good time”.

@ “Have you ever loved before?”  He asked. “No, no John, I have admired men for their good looks, courage, wealth or intelligence, but with you it is just love, nothing else”.