* In Anartica there came a question from a young Polar bear to his dad, “I am 100% Polar Bear?” “Of course son you are all Polar bear. I am 100% Polar bear and my parents were 100% and you mother is purebred and her parents were purebred Polar Bear as well. Why do you ask?” The baby bear said, “Because I am cold.”

* A man was visiting the northern peninsula of Michigan talk with one of the farmers of the region. He said, “It must get really, really cold up here in the winter, “I don’t see how you can stand to be in the cold and dark for so many months.” The farmer answered, “We don’t even try anymore, We go South for the winter.” “Oh, you go to Florida?” “No, said the Farmer,  “to Cleveland.”

@ A collector of rare books ran into an old friend who confessed that he had just thrown away a very old tattered bible that had been handed down in his family for generations. He had just mentioned that the book was in German and had the name “Guten” on it. “Not Gutenberg” the book dealer gasped. “Yes, that was the name on the binding I am pretty sure.”   You idiot, you have thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy like that sold for $400,000.”  “Oh don’t get upset, this one was not worth a dime. Some guy named Luther had scribbled all over it.”