Save the Earth eat Burger King

Burger King is saving the climate. They’re trying to make their cows farts less dangerously gassy. Cow’s emissions produce methane – one of the worst greenhouse gases. According to, cows  fart and belch out enough gases to make up 37% of all methane emissions from humans. A single cow poots out between 150 to 270 pounds of methane a year. With about 1.5 billion cows on the planet, that’s a lot. Burger King teamed up with researchers to determine what they should feed the cows, their solution was lemongrass. Burger King said that the new diet could cut daily methane by 33%. By 2030, that would prevent 165 million tons of methane from being released into the atmosphere. Burger King produced a commercial with a bunch of kids singing about cow farts on you tube.


Fertilizer for chuckles

My local garden center is doing buy one, get one free on manure.
Now that’s an offer not to be sniffed at.

A guy walks into a San Francisco bar with a handful of fresh dog manure and says to the bartender, “Look what I almost stepped in.”

Cigars are most ecological product in world.
It kills pollution directly at the source.

My math teacher
Staples Burger King applications on failed math tests.


July 23rd Birthdays

1968 – Stephanie Seymour, 1997 – Danielle Bradbury, 1971 – Alison Krauss
1972 – Marlan Wayans, 1990 – Daniel Radcliffe, 1983 – Paul Wesley, 1997 – David Dobrik


Morning Motivator

Do you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future?


Want to see a whopper?

BK saving your breath

See the commercial