September 20 Humor
* A hockey coach was told that his star center had been hit and suffered a concussion. The assistant told him that the player did not who he was. The coach responded, “Good, Tell him he is Wayne Gretzky. ”
@ Then there was the Texan who was seeing a psychiatrist. His trouble was that he kept forgetting the Alamo.
@ “What’s the usual tip”, the man growled at the college boy delivering his pizza. “Well, the student replied, this is my first delivery, but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I’d be doing great”. “Is that so”? “well in. that case, Here here is five dollars”. “‘Thanks”, the student said, “I’ll put it in my college fund”. ” By the way, what are you studying”? “Applied psychology”.