Wanna bite of this?

Wanna bite of this?

Zach Roelands of San Jose, California, was coming home from the store when a herd of over 200 goats blocked the street. He took a video of the scene (below). A couple of times per year the city brings in large herds of goats to eat the underbrush growing outside of town. This reduces the chance of wildfires. The goats somehow managed to escape from their grassy knoll pen while trying to get some food from his neighbor’s backyard. “They escaped into the street and started eating all the plants in … everyone’s front yard,” Roelands said. Neighbors said the goats feasted on potted plants and left a trail of droppings on the streets, sidewalks and front yards. “This is the craziest thing to happen all quarantine.”

Getting your Goat jokes

As two hungry goats tried eating movie film stock…
…one turned to the other and said, “I don’t know about you, but I thought the book was better.”

I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen. “What would you like for dinner, my love, chicken, beef or lamb?”
I said, ” Thank you, I’ll have chicken please”
She replied, “You’re having soup, you old goat. I was talking to the cat.”

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat?

I got promoted from whipping boy to scapegoat.