A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases. When a clerk approached him and asked, “What would you like?” He answered, “I’d like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish.” Then with a sigh he added, “But I’ll take an oat-bran muffin.”

“Exercise” is a dirty word in my house. So much so that whenever the word crosses my lips I have to wash my mouth out with chocolate.

What is the secret to getting two pounds of chocolate home in a hot car?  Eat it in the parking lot.