June 15th Humor

Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? A: They were all born on holidays.

“You’re telling me I’m losing my job because Trump won the election? Why, because I’m black?!?” “Now, Mister Obama, we’ve been over this several times…”

Why doesn’t Melania Trump want to be the first lady? Because she had to move into a smaller house.

Donald Trump has decided to take just $1 per year as his salary for the job of the President instead of the usual $400,000. That man would do anything to avoid paying the taxes.

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 280 characters… So Trump can’t tweet them.