A guy walks into a Dunkin’ Donuts with a thermos and says, “Excuse me, how many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will hold?” She says, “I think it’s a 7 cup thermos.” He says, “All right, I will have four black and three with cream and sugar.”

The 12th robbery of a Dunkin Donuts shop in Eastern Massachusetts since May. That is unbelievable. 12 Donut shops not one cop, really?

Two women were taking their morning break and talked about trying to lose weight. As they got into it, one pulled a giant donut from her purse.   “Is that allowed on your diet?” the first woman asked.   “It’s OK on my second diet,” the eater replied.   “You mean you are on two diets? I don’t get it.”    “I had to change, the first diet did not give me enough to eat.”

Two blondes are walking down the street. The first one, who is carrying a bag of doughnuts, says to the other, “If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag you can have both of them.”