Essential Worker Bulletin

Essential Worker Bulletin

The prime Minister of New Zealand has declared, “We consider the Easter Bunny to be an essential worker,” Ardern told reporters at a recent news conference. She also warned, “If the Easter Bunny doesn’t make it to your household, then we have to understand that it’s a bit difficult at the moment for the bunny to perhaps get everywhere.” Doug Ford, the premier of Ontario also declared, the Easter Bunny “an essential service provider,” fully “authorized to deliver Easter chocolate, candy and related treats to the children of Ontario.” The premiers of Quebec, and Newfoundland agreed as well as the governor of Montana. The governor of Ohio was waiting for word from Dr. Faucci.

The teacher asks a student, “If I give you 3 rabbits, and then 3 rabbits more, how many will you have”?
Student: I will have 7 rabbits.
Teacher: How can you have 7 rabbits if I give you 3 plus 3 more?
Student: I already have 1 rabbit.

This was strange; The other night I took a walk in the woods and saw a rabbit standing in front of a flashlight making shadow figures of people on rock.

Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.

How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed bunny? He leaves deviled eggs.