A key man he is not

It was 3:50 a.m. on Sunday morning when a woman called police to tell them that her husband had just caught a man breaking into their garage. The police arrested the suspect. Police investigated and determined that the suspect had broken into the garage earlier in the night. He stole two bicycles, a laptop computer, and a bar fridge. The suspect hid some items nearby and he carried other items to his apartment. The problem was, he didn’t have his keys, so he couldn’t get in. The suspect smashed the glass door of his apartment building so that he could get in, but then he still couldn’t get into his room without the keys. The robber returned to look for his keys and that’s when he was caught. The police reported that the suspect was intoxicated.


Key humor unlocked

A man parks his car in front of a Government building
The security guard says to him: “You can’t park here. Lots of politicians work here and are and they are going to be coming out soon.”
“Thanks, but there’s no need for you to worry. I locked the doors”

I just learned how to lock pick
Its opened so many doors for me

What do you call a Latino who can pick locks?
El Solve-a-Door

Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to get into the car while the other one watches. Finally, the first blonde says “Darn, I can’t get in the car!” The other blond replies, “Keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down.”


June 22nd Birthdays

1949 – Meryl Streep, 1953 – Cindy Lauper, 1960 – Tracy Pollan

1936 – Kris Kristofferson, 1987 – Lee Min Ho, 1947 – Don Henley


Morning Motivator

“Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors for you where there were only walls.” 


Just the facts, Mam

A key man he is not