October 2nd Humor

* “Well, little man,” inquired the kindly old visitor, “When did you first see the light of day?” “Two years ago.”  “But you’re much older than two.” “Sure, but I was in Pittsburgh for the first five years.”

Our whole life was turned upside down when our first child was born. Every night, the baby would be fussy; my wife would wake me up, saying, “Get up, honey, go see why the baby is crying.” After many sleepless nights, I was telling coworkers about my dilemma and one of them suggested a class on infant massage. The next night after the class, I tried the technique, and sure enough the baby slept peacefully. But in the middle of the night, my wife woke me up. “Get up, Gene, go and see why the baby is not crying.”

There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says, ‘Yes,’ you know he is a crook.