November 6th Humor

* Paying his bill at a store, Dave Williams saw a young clerk look at the name of his charge card and smile. “That is a nice name,” she said, “the same as my boyfriend.” “Thanks” Williams replied. “I was named for St. David, the patron saint of Wales.” The clerk’s brow furrowed. “Gee, she said earnestly, “I knew they were intelligent but I didn’t think they had their own religion.”

@ Recently, a man walked into the barbershop asking how much for a haircut.   “Twelve dollars,” a barber answered.   “How much for shave?” “Five dollars,” said the barber.   “All right,”  the customer said settling into the barber chair, “Shave my head.”

# A college football coach had recruited top talent the player couldn’t pass the school’s entrance exam. Needing the recruit badly, the coach went to the dean asked if the recruit could take the test orally. The Dean agreed and the following day the recruit and the coach were seated in the Dean’s office. “Okay”,  the Dean asked, “What is 7×7?” The Recruit mulls it over for a moment, and then said, “I think it is  49.” Suddenly the coach broke in, “Please Dean,”  begged the coach, “give him another chance.”