March 9th Jokes

* The city editor yelled at his cub reporter asking about the biggest society wedding of the Summer. “I sent you to there to get story and held half a page for your words and pictures and you come back with nothing?” The young man responded, “There was no story there, the groom never showed up.”

@ Bothered by the frequent coffee breaks and other interruptions of his younger workers the veteran pipefitter said, “Back in the days when I was taught my trade, we never did any of this gold bricking. After we installed two lengths of pipe, our foreman would turn on the water, if we couldn’t keep ahead of it, we got fired.”

# I have a large collection of globes. My oldest one is flat, my favorite was from the ice age, but it melted it last summer.