March 15th Jokes

* When the young waitress in a café in my building started waving hello to me every day, I was flattered. She was at least 15 years younger than I was. One day she waved and beckoned to me. When I strolled over, she asked, “Are you single?” “Why, yes,” I replied smiling at her broadly. “So is my mom,” she said. “Would you like to meet her?”

* Competitive weightlifters are now taking steroids and the male hormone testosterone. One guy had so much testosterone in him that he classified as a Russian woman.

You know you’re old when they discontinue your blood type.