April 16th Jokes

* Gus,” said Bill as he ran up to them on the way back to the camp. “Are all the rest of the boys out of the woods yet?”   “Yes,” said Gus. “All six of them?” “Yes, all six of them.”   “And they are all safe?”   “They are all safe.” Gus answered.   “Then,” said Bill, his chest swelling, “I think I shot a deer.”

+ A young man returning a library book about movie stars of the silent film era opened it to a photograph of the vamp queen Theda Bara and pointed. “Was she really a sex symbol in the 1920’s,” he asked?  “Yes, she was,”  the librarian answered. The teenager studied the photograph. “Boy,” he said finally, “no wonder you people had a depression.”

A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive her application. As the executive begins to scan her resume, he notices that she has been fired from every job she’s ever held. “I must say,” says the executive, “your work history is terrible. You’ve been fired from every job.” “Yes,” says the lady. “Well,” continues the executive, “there’s not much positive in that.” “Well, ” says the woman as she pokes the application. “At least I’m not a quitter!”