August 2nd Humor

My husband was not an exercise person. In fact, my morning runs seemed to irritate him. Once as I finished my morning routine he snapped at me. “Look at you. What does all that exercising do for you anyway? You look exactly the same as you did ten years ago.”

* I got a great deal on a Rembrandt painting from his black velvet period. It was very educational. I did not know dogs played poker in the 16th century.

@ A father was berating his son who was reluctant to do his homework. “When Abraham Lincoln was your age”, the father lectured,  “He would  walk 10 miles to school every day and then studied by the light of the fire in his log cabin”. “So what”, the boy rejoined. “When John Kennedy was your age, he was president.”