October 7th Humor

Mrs. Smith took her cat to the veterinarian. The doctor had her hold the animal on the examining table as he touched and gently squeezed it in then walked slowly around the table, all the while looking back and forth, back and forth. When it was time, he gave the cat some medication. He presented Mrs. Smith with the bill. “What, $150 for two pills?” “Not just for the pills,” said the vet. “I gave her a CAT scan too.”

Four guys from work were out golfing together. One of the guys had just bought a new club and complained it was not living up to its billing. He offered to sell the club to my Dad for $150. Dad said, “Well, let me try it out first.”  so he used on the next hole and got a hole in one. “Are you positive you want to sell this club?” my father asked his buddy. “Sure,” the man replied, “Only now the price is $200.”

* The minister was playing golf with one of the parishioners and thought it might be time to slip in some moral guidance. “I have noticed that the best golfers don’t swear when the are the course.” His partner swept a load of topsoil into the air and said, “What the hell do they have to swear about.”