October 25th Humor

*”Great news, Mr. Oscarson,” the psychiatrist reported. ““After 18 months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You’ll never be trapped by such desires again.” “Gee, that’s great, Doc,” said the patient with a sigh of relief. “And just to prove it, I want you to stop off at Sears on the way home and walk the length of the store. You’ll see you feel no temptation whatsoever to shoplift.” “Oh, Doctor, how can I ever thank you?” “Well,” suggested the doctor, “if you do have a relapse, the office could use a microwave.”

@ The customer asked, “Why do have an apple for the logo of your tailor shop?” The owner replied with out missing a beat, “Because if it were not for the apple, there would be no clothing business today.”

* A shy awkward freshman sat on the sidelines of the dance and finally got up the nerve to ask a beautiful girl for a dance. She looked at him disdainfully and said, “I never dance with a child.” The freshman looked her over and said, “I am sorry, I did not know you were pregnant.”