November 1st Humor

# At a Washington cocktail party two strangers strike up a conversation. After a few minutes of small talk, one asked, “Have you heard the latest White House joke?” The second fellow held up his hand. “Wait, before you begin, I should tell you that I work in the White House.” “Oh don’t worry,” the first man replied, “I’ll tell it very slowly.”

A burglar’s wife was being cross examined by the prosecutor: “Are you the wife of the accused in this case?”  “Yes, I am.”  “You knew that he was a burglar when you married him?” “Yes I did.” “May I ask why you married such a man?” “You see, I was getting older and I had to make a choice between marrying a burglar or a lawyer.”

* Man to friend: I figured out why the national debt is still here. Everybody’s earning money five days a week, but the government is still spending it seven days a week.