March 14th Jokes

* Recent studies claim there are millions of adults who can’t read or count and if you don’t believe it, take a look at the folks in front of you at the express checkout line.

Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck at a store known for sexy lingerie. To my delight however, I found just what I was looking for. Waiting in line to pay, I noticed a young woman behind me holding the same nightgown. This confirmed what I had suspected all along, that despite being over 50, I still have a very “with it” attitude. “I see we have the same taste,” I said proudly to the 20-year-old standing behind me. “Yes,” she replied. “I’m getting this for my grandmother.”

A lady had just come back from her cruise in the Caribbean. She went on and on about all the food, the selection and the quality. She told us you could eat at anytime and have seconds at breakfast lunch and dinner. Then she added, “The strangest thing, you know the salt water shrunk my bathing suit.”