March 17th Jokes

* I was recently talking with a friend who bemoaned her families lack of holiday rituals. “My family doesn’t have any traditions,” she complained. “We just do the same thing year after year after year.”

A ventriloquist has his dummy telling Irish jokes in Davy Byrne’s pub in Grafton Street, Dublin, when, O’Leary, an irate Irishman stands up shouting, ‘You’re making out we’re all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose.’  ‘I’m sorry sir, I………..’ ‘Not you,’ says O’Leary, ‘I’m talking to that little fella on your knee.’

I went out drinking on St Patrick’s Day, so I took a bus home…That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.