April 12th Jokes

+ During a break at work a friend was reading the super scary Stephen King book: Pet Sematary. I had just finished the book myself and asked, “How can you stand to read such a scary book?” She replied, “I close my eyes during the scary parts.”

# Each year Army reserve officers from every walk of life practice being a soldier during their two-week annual training. As an active duty officer during one such training at Fort Jackson South Carolina was having trouble getting a lesson across to a reservist. “Look,” I said, “it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to get this right.” They reservist stopped looked straight at me and replied, “but I am a rocket scientist.”

* Two Kentucky men tied a chain around an ATM and then to the back bumper of their truck. When they pulled away, the ATM didn’t budge, but it did tear the bumper off of the truck, the bumper complete with license plate.