April 24th Jokes

I was inspired to read the inscription above the door of the Library at the University of Colorado library; “Enter here the timeless fellowship of the human spirit.”  As I walked closer I saw a sign that said “Please use other door.”

A 10 year old girl asked and received help from the librarian to use the computer catalog. A little while later, the girl approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell “tequila”. “T-e-q-u-i-l-a,” came the answer.   The girl thanked her and went back to the search. A short time later she came to the desk looking distraught. “I just can’t find it,” she said. “What book are you looking for, honey?”  the librarian asked. The little girl replied, “Tequila Mockingbird.”

The coach calls Johnny in from the outfield and gives him a talk. Coach says, “Johnny do you know what good sportsmanship is?  Johnny nods and says, “Yes, I do coach”. “Johnny, Do you understand that what really matters is that we play together as a team? Johnny nods and says, “Yes, I do coach.”  “Do you understand then that if the umpire calls a third strike on you or that you make out at first base, that you can’t curse or attack the umpire?” Johnny nods his head and says “Yes, coach I do.”  “Good, now will you go over there and tell your mother.”